Following the incidents in Paris this month, I feel compelled to write an editorial in an uncharacteristically serious tone. This is partly due to running an independent satirical news website, and partly due to questions from friends and colleagues as to my opinion on the Charlie Hebdo attacks and their ramifications. It is impossible for…
The Conservatives have joined British tabloid newspaper, The Sun, in campaigning to get hypocrisy enshrined in UK Human Rights Bill.
Today NATO announced that they would be conducting joint exercises with the British in order to obtain the perfect beach body in the run-up to summer.
Following the story of a young British woman who got free drinks after performing oral sex acts on 24 different men, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg announced he would be changing his holiday destination to Magaluf this year.
The Rough Times would like to apologise for a statement made in error last Thursday on the story Europeans go back to not giving a shit after crossing a box.
Voters from across Europe have been congratulating themselves on the tough task of putting an X in a box today, safe in the knowledge that they won’t be forced to give a shit again for at least a few years.
In an interview with Alex Salmond, the Scottish First Minister said he admired “certain aspects” about the Russian President, leading many newspapers to speculate that the two leaders may be having an extra-marital, homosexual affair.