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Biscuit Greed will ‘LEAVE ONLY CRUMBS’

  Tory MP Eric Pickles has, today, denied spending an extra £10,000 over the 2011/12 budget on biscuits. Dianne Abbot said that Pickles has been indulging in Empire Biscuits with corporate leaders, pushing the biscuit budget up to an astonishing £40,000 – up from the very reasonable £30,000 in 2011: “How can the Tories justify…

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Claims that humans face poor breeding season debonked

  Guest post from the editor of Scottish Times Another poor breeding season related to austerity and rising food prices threatens the human population, claims new research. A dramatic drop in average virility may explain why the world’s once bustling and noisy cities are in danger of being silenced as homosapiens increasingly fail to procreate, according…