After Natalie Bennett kindly showed us exactly how not to speak as the leader of a political party, we thought it might be useful to create a handy guide for those of you who want to successfully run your own party. Greens take note!
Kate Hopkins, the failed Apprentice contestant and professional spewer of bile, may be imprisoned for up to 48 years under new legislation to impose harsher sentences on trolls.
The Conservatives have joined British tabloid newspaper, The Sun, in campaigning to get hypocrisy enshrined in UK Human Rights Bill.
Following George Osborne’s comments that charities are “anti-business,” top economists have warned that “almost everything is anti-business” because it “gets in the way of free-market neoliberal capitalism.”
In the future MPs will be “safeguarded” against alcoholism, drug abuse, watching excessive amounts of porn, and dealing with second homes with the implementation of prepaid expenses cards.
After years criticising Tony Blair and the Labour Party for dragging the UK into an illegal war with Iraq, Tory MPs have voted overwhelmingly to begin airstrikes on the same soil, concluding that “perhaps violence does solves everything”.
Yes and No voters, Scots, English, Welsh and Northern Irish alike, all breathed a sigh of relief today as Piers Morgan agreed to fuck off and live in the USA.