Severe storms

Severe weather disrupting conversations across UK

  Severe storms across the UK have caused major disruptions to pre-Christmas conversations across the country this week. Winds reaching up to 80mph have interrupted scheduled conversations such as “Where did I leave the present for…?” and “How are we getting over to grandma’s?” “I don’t know what I am doing or where I am…

London protests

PROTESTERS who enjoy themselves “not really protesting,” it has been claimed

News agencies have come together today to speak out against so-called “fun-a-strations” “We have covered protests and demonstrations around the world for nearly 100 years now,” said a BBC spokesperson, “and we know from experience that they are miserable affairs at which people glumly chant slogans. Real protests are not in any way enjoyable.” However, an…