The almost week-long bombardment of Gaza by the Israeli air force is nothing more than a promotional campaign set up by the marketing managers at ISIS, it has emerged.
In a rare show of agreement, both the Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have said that the only path to peace for the region is constant fighting, pain and death.
US Secretary of State John Kerry has made a speech today praising the work of American intervention in the affairs of other countries since the end of the Second World War, stating that it “only leads to positive results”
Having waited over 5 years for a report into the Iraq War, Tory Defence Minister, Andrew Murrison, is urging that it be published sometime before the general election next May.
Researchers at Japan’s Institute of Ninjarology made a breakthrough this weekend when they discovered something long-since suspected: that most people are, in fact, secretly ninjas.
Former secretary general of NATO, Lord Robertson, has said that Scottish independence could be the most dangerous prospect since Vladirmir Putin Sr. first put-it-in.
While the Syrian and Ukrainian crises have led many to wonder who the bad guys actually are, Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah has provided some much needed clarity by announcing that everyone will now be classified as a terrorist…apart from the Saudi Royal Family, of course.