In other news, GOD is trying his best to wipe out the PHILIPPINES

Philippines earthquake


In a press release today God has announced that he is very sorry for the disruption but he is trying to build a new pitch and putt course in the Philippines and needs everyone out. As such he has decided to send every single bit of bad weather their way.

Donate to God’s pitch and putt fund now and help repair some of the damage to the Pacific islands:

Penny for your thoughts? (Note: I will not actually send you a penny)