In response to the ongoing Israeli “self-defence” offensive in Gaza, US Secretary of State John Kerry has said that we must “redefine how many dead children is too many”.
Today NATO announced that they would be conducting joint exercises with the British in order to obtain the perfect beach body in the run-up to summer.
Glasgow resident Murdo McMannis found doing a rain dance in George Sq. every Friday afternoon is set to be ritualistically burned in order to appease the sun god this weekend.
The almost week-long bombardment of Gaza by the Israeli air force is nothing more than a promotional campaign set up by the marketing managers at ISIS, it has emerged.
Previously homeless Glasgow man now happily employed and living in luxury after being driven from streets by homeless barriers.
Scientists and philosophers investigating the true meaning of reality have discovered that the entire known universe exists merely for Rupert Murdoch to profit from publishing stories in his newspapers and television channels.
Following the story of a young British woman who got free drinks after performing oral sex acts on 24 different men, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg announced he would be changing his holiday destination to Magaluf this year.