The Conservatives have joined British tabloid newspaper, The Sun, in campaigning to get hypocrisy enshrined in UK Human Rights Bill.
Panic has spread throughout the lesbian community as couples trying artificial insemination told sperm “likely to come from Daily Mail readers”
UKIP’s Nigel Farage is attempting to distance himself from himself, stating that “he never proclaimed to be the leader of UKIP” following a ‘car crash’ interview on LBC Radio today.
Tory Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, has claimed he is simply misunderstood during a speech to gun-toting Republicans in Washington yesterday. Standing on the back of a disabled pensioner (classified as fit to work by ATOS), Mr Smith told American conservatives that it was their narrow and ideological beliefs that…